Thursday Thirteen - First World Problems

 

Thirteen first world problems that I can absolutely relate to: 

1. One click on your mechanical pencil isn’t enough, and two clicks is too much.  We hates this.

2. I can't hear the movie because I'm eating chips. See also #12 below.

3. When my phone charger is too short so I have to roll over to play Wordle.

4. When the computer takes more than 0.0004 seconds to load a page. I don't have all day...

5. Being a lawyer. shrugs

6. The screaming carrot still hasn't been held accountable.

7. When it’s been 5 seconds and your password reset email still hasn’t arrived. THIS! I deal with this weekly.

8. My phone volume is too low with ear phones. le sigh Apple let me LIVE!

9. Logging into a Zoom meeting and the computer must update first.

10. When you grow a whole Rosemary plant to have fresh Rosemary but you feel bad tearing off the leaves so now it’s just another plant in the house. At least it smells good.

11.  When you hit the restart button instead of shut down.

12. When the background noise is louder than the dialog on a show  I loathe this! And, it's why I cannot watch anything absent closed captions. No I'm not deaf.

13. There's nothing to eat. All I have are ingredients. 

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4 comments:

  1. I agree with all of these! We are an impatient people!

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  2. Me too. So much is irritating about being online. But I don't get the reference to screaming carrot.

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    1. Screaming Carrot: former orange hued president

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