Dear Spammers

Dear Spammers,

I see you. Trying to gain membership so you can spam the hell out of comments.  You think you’re so smart.  But here is the thing, by using a ridiculously obvious fake email address with a different first/last name combination over and over and over - you give yourself away.  

 Plus, a simple google search of some of the more “common” email combinations you try actually reveals you are nothing but a lowly spammer. Amateur.

Move on.  

There is nothing for you here.

Clearly this site is updated occasionally, that alone implies that someone is looking. Indeed, the fact that the site is being updated, however, is not an invitation to come spam my shit. 

Nice try pal.  If you want to spam something, spam this. 

Sincerely,

Me