It’s true love

I was doing my homework on Wednesday while the man was mudding and taping the new built in entertainment center he built me.  I was reading about divorce and marriage and the following conversation took place.  We were made for each other:

Me: Did you know the average duration of marriage in the United States is just over nine years?


Him:  So we are done next year then?


Me:  No.  We?ve passed the nine year mark already.  I officially own you.


Him:  Yea.  Well, we don?t want to over do it.


Me:  Too late. We?ve already over done it.  We can?t go backwards.


Him:  Hmm.


Me:  Plus, the divorce rate has gone down.


Him:  Because the murder rate has gone up.

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14 comments:

  1. Just Meee~March 20, 2009 at 3:24 AM

    makes me think… can’t live WITH ‘em… can’t shoot ‘em.... cauze after a couple days they start to smell…

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  2. dawgMarch 20, 2009 at 3:42 AM

    Bahaha!

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  3. that girlMarch 20, 2009 at 3:49 AM

    lololol!!!

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  4. Beccas4March 20, 2009 at 3:55 AM

    Bwahahahaha! You are both just too stinking funny. I thought I read in the archives that your husband works for Arizona DOC, does he still? My partner and I both work for Missouri DOC and I have a friend who is going to work out there next month. What a small world! :)

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  5. usedtobemeMarch 20, 2009 at 4:33 AM

    Beccas4 - yes, he is still there.  What prison will your friend work at?

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  6. Miss IlexaMarch 20, 2009 at 6:16 AM

    Him:  Because the murder rate has gone up.
    I nearly peed myself…he is a funny man fo-sho.

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  7. janeMarch 20, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    You 2 bring out the funny in each other!

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  8. OrangeNeckInNYMarch 20, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    DOC = Dept. of Characters.  Haha!!  That’s too funny.

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  9. WojakMarch 20, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    You should listen to the Sonny Boy Williamson song “Your Funeral and My Trial”. LOL

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  10. Amy LeeMarch 20, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    OMG…lmao!! That was so freakin’ funny..Oh wait, DH and I just celebrated 9 years last month and he keeps joking about how I can fit in the deep freezer without having to be cut up….Hmmmm…....

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  11. SisterSadistMarch 20, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    haha My husband and I have had very similar conversations…only it usually ends with him saying, “Remember honey, the difference between you and I is that I don’t need help hiding the body.”

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  12. JohnMarch 22, 2009 at 5:17 AM

    My wife and I have had similar conversations over the 21 years we’ve been married.  Needless to say our friends who don’t understand our humor have been worried about us for a long time.
    We figure when it stops being funny to us it’ll be time to worry.

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  13. Beccas4March 22, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    I don’t know where he is going, I just know he is supposed to be a caseworker. I am a grievance officer and my partner is a seargent. How long has yours worked for DOC?

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  14. usedtobemeMarch 22, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    Beccas4 - Since July of last year.

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