- I hate team work. Call me selfish. In fact my team can blow me.
- It is so goddamn cold in my house my fingers are frozen from typing (the majority of the paper that is due TONIGHT and is supposed to be a TEAM project. Rat pig bastards.)
- My toes are frozen because they?re close to the floor.
- My bedroom is freezing because the man is a selfish pig and keeps a window open so I can?t even go in there to go pee because I?ll freeze to the toilet seat. I mistakenly went in to get a sweat shirt because the rest of the house is so cold and I could see my breath. It?s not right. Not right at all.
- It totally doesn?t matter that we live in the scorching desert because it is raining and it is beyond cold. It?s fucking cold. Goddamn mother fucking cold. And wet. It?s goddamn mother fucking cold and wet.
- I?m still trying out new shampoos. The though of not using shampoo grosses me out so the no poo do will have to wait until I?m desperate. So far, the $8 shit in the green tube sucks too.
/bitching (for now)
You might also try mixing 1t. of baking soda into your shampoo once in a while, to strip any buildup off your hair.
ReplyDeleteThere’s also this:
http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/wen-hair-care.php
which sounds interesting, but as I never really thought the hair of the actresses speaking for the product looked that great, I’m not inclined to try it.
Do you ever get those samples in the mail from DHC?
http://www.dhccare.com/dhc/
You know, the ones with the skincare made from olive oil? The samples are fun to play with but I haven’t ever tried the product line at length. Maybe someone else has? They have shampoo/conditioner, as well.
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ReplyDeleteWhy don’t you have the heat on? If it’s cuz of The Man tell him to blow you. My man doesn’t control the remote or the thermostat. I do..LOL
ReplyDeleteNo advice on the shampoo. I hate my hair, have always hated my hair and always will hate my hair. With 3 kids I don’t have the patience or time to screw around with it right now.
Um, tomorrow can only get better?
ReplyDeleteI am always cold,hate cold feet too. Major fights between me & Mr. D about the temp. on the themo. Only way I can escape is lots of bubble stuff in the tub and soak until raisin like. Hey what do ya do with the Shampoo that doesn’t work? pass off to the drama’s….
ReplyDeleteCLOSE THE WINDOW!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, take back control of the thermostat. Give him a fan to use on his side of the bed and give him a different (thinner) blanket on his side of the bed.