I was sitting on a couch, in a sex club, people watching, chatting with Fergie.
(I know!)
Fergie (as in Black Eyed Peas Fergie). She was asking why I was there without “Chris” (apparently my husband).
Anyway, it was Halloween, and there were couples everywhere and I was sitting on this couch, all nonchalant with Fergie, talking about why I was there without my other half and saying that I just stopped in after work because I was bored. I was keeping an eye on 8 who was playing over in a corner with some other kid.
(I know! I?ve thought so long and hard on why my kid was in a sex club that my head has exploded twice)
Then, I was leaving the club, but it was in the building of a car dealership, in a seedy area of town. It was later at night, and I was telling 8 to stay with me because I had a dangerous feeling. We walked through a dirt field to get to the truck (I’m driving the man’s truck in this dream) and I have a flat tire! Now I?m pissed because it is dark and I’m a single girl and I have to change a flat tire and I open the door to let 8 in, and this man and woman are in various stages of sexual activity IN. MY. TRUCK. I asked WTF and they said “oh sorry” and left.
My flat tire was apparently a magic tire because I was able to drive away just as the man called on the cell phone to ask where I was and when would I be home. I had a moment of panic because I was at the club without him, then I woke up.
WTF does it all mean?
I’s thining you need to lay off the ‘shrooms before a test, honey.
ReplyDeleteWow. That is fucked up. Not so much the fact of chatting with Fergie (ewwwwww) or your other half not being there, but the fact that your 8 yr old was there. Totally messed up! :D
I am a dream expert. Your dream clearly means:
ReplyDelete*You know you are just as cool as Fergie.
*You are open with your kids about the birds and the bees and the orgies.
*The sex clubs in your town are in the bad part of town. Which is weird. I think they’re in the ‘burbs here.
I think it means you need to seriously de-stress! You need a SPA DAY in your near future.
ReplyDeleteIs it either (a) too much homemade eggnog before bed or (b) a really good sign that you shouldn’t get out of bed in the morning? My husband always asks what bizarre things I do before bed to have such odd dreams. I always just blame him.
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ReplyDeleteHave to agree with Miss Britt.
There is a strong urge in you to seem to appear cool.
However, there is an old fashioned part of you that is strongly moral. While you are open with your kids (remember the BJ incident?), you are not comfortable with it either, for, the moral part of you disagrees with the whole concept of kids losing their innocence.
Again the free spaces your husband and you give each other, have moral contradictions. If there were’nt you would have been having sex with anonymous strangers in your dream especially since a masquerade was on(halloween.)
Finally the flat tire indicates that this is not the way to go if you hope to have a family life( your husband’s truck).
regards hope it has been of help
I said THAT??
ReplyDeleteTotally need to suck down a bottle of good wine and take a nice hot bubble bath.
ReplyDeleteEither that or lay off the wine and take a hot bubble bath.
xoxo feel better!
Girl, what do you eat before bed???
ReplyDeleteLOL…damn girl, all that sex goin on and you didn’t involve yourself???
ReplyDeleteYou know, I’m not so sure it appropriate to bring 8 with you to the sex club.
I’m just sayin’.....
Dunno, but this is the third blog about Fergie that I’ve read in 24 hours. What gives!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
It’s also the second “Note to Self” -titled post I’ve seen today.
Good times, man! Good times!
Hey Miss Britt,
ReplyDeletemore important do you agree with what I said , since you are the expert on dream interpretation.
I made that whole dream expert thing up.
ReplyDeleteI’m an expert on nothing.
But I agree with your analysis, Miss Britt! And I am no expert either.
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