Okay, so Saturday, I went to MIL’s house to learn to make a particular Christmas cookie that has been a tradition in her family for as long as she can remember. Since she is as old as dirt, that’s a long fucking time. Anyway, she tells me to wear comfortable shoes and dress casual because it is a lot of work to make these cookies.
I love these cookies. They are one of my favorites. So, dare I say, I’m mildly excited. I love the cookies, I love to bake, this is a win win for me. Plus, she is making dinner after and I don’t have to cook OR do dishes. Even better.
I show up at 1 p.m. We got done at 5:30 p.m. It took THAT long. One batch. Made something like 60 cookies. During the process, I was taking pictures because I was going to load them and the recipe on this cool recipe site I know. Then MIL says “what are you taking pictures for?” so I tell her and she says “You can’t do that. This is a family recipe.”
I said “it’s a secret family recipe?” and she said “yes, and you cannot give it out to everyone.”
Me: *blink blink blink*
I said “you gave it to XXX and they aren’t family” and she said “so.”
Me: *blink blink blink*
What I don’t understand is this: if you have a recipe, that you know makes a damn good something, don’t you want to share it? Shouldn’t it be written down somewhere so other people can enjoy it too? Otherwise, what is the point? It dies with you if you don’t pass it down and swear that person to secrecy? I think that is a waste.
Before we left I said “if the fate of this family, eating these cookies, for the next several years rests upon me, they better damn well enjoy them this year.”
Her: “blink blink blink”
My father was like this with his secret margarita recipe for 10 years. It was like I was going to sell his recipe on the black market or auction it off on eBay.
ReplyDeleteWhen he finally gave it to me he made me swear I wouldn’t give it to anyone!
Then I found out he gave it to my best friend first when she was having a wedding shower. I thought the margaritas tasted, well, kind of familiar.
I’m always reminded of the Friends episode where Phoebe’s old family recipe was Nestle Toll House.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, I am DYING here to know what these cookies are all about. Being a cookie enthusiast.
ReplyDeleteCan we get a picture?
Can we get a private email with the recipe?
Why do people always want what they can’t have?
Merry Christmas!
LOL! There’s nothing better than the combo of family dynamics and the holidays!
ReplyDeleteI’d post it ‘anyway’....how’s she going to know?
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
This is my first visit here, but I have to say - I am now dying to know the recipe.
ReplyDeleteIf you don’t post it on the recipe site- you could just post it for us right?
;-)
Are we to infer that you didn’t memorize the entire cookie making process completely? lol
ReplyDeleteMy mother has no problem giving us her recipes. She just neglects to tell us all the little “dashes of this” and “hint” of that which she throws in to the mix.
How’d the cookies turn out btw?
I would feel like total shit if I gave the recipe out now. The guilt would kill me.
ReplyDeleteThe cookies turned out delicious. I might post a picture or two next week.
Did you delete the pix?
ReplyDeletehahaha! That’s kind of funny!
ReplyDeleteFamily recipes, I don’t really care that much, but OMG, when I cooked at the restaurant and people asked for recipes? That is SO rude. Even though I got some out of cookbooks, but still! some take skill that you can’t write down.
ReplyDeleteThis is how my brother-in-law’s family is about ALL of their recipes. My sister loves it because that means she never has to cook at holidays… they kick her out of the room. Crazy people!
ReplyDeleteI hate that shit. One of my friends mothers made this awesome french meat pie and refused to share the recipe. They’re all dead and since it was never written down, gone! Idiots.
ReplyDeleteThen there’s my MIL. I have been in this family for 12 freaking years and she still won’t give me her stuffing recipe. WTF?
PS: I wouldn’t feel like shit and plz send me that recipe. Thx. I promise not to post it. I’m just all about yummy stuff.
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